Next Ariel came out and said that Alere Little Feather was a no-show. She went on to issue an open challenge to any boy or girl in the back. I guess all the trannies were out of luck. B.M.T. fresh off a birthday celebration that was rumored to have lasted several days, seemed to be reluctantly shoved out from the curtain and after protesting the match was kept in the ring by referee Stevie Ray Cyrus (no known relation to Hannah Montanna). Brendan's reluctance to be in the match was evident at first, but Ariel gave him a cheap shot out of a handshake and went to town on him. She savaged his afro to no end, pulling on it in many different ways. She chopped the heck out of his pink-shirted chest, and took him from post to post. Eventually B.M.T. had enough and tried to put her in her place (while apologizing to his mom), but after she kicked out of his 450 splash he went for another which she avoided. Ariel, like the good heel she is, then rolled him up using a handful of tights for the pin. B.M.T. lost any qualms he had about beating her up after she showed herself to be a cheater and started to rough her up as she was exiting the ring. Nikki Roxxi Laveaux came out for the save, but then laid out Ariel with a front facelock cradle stunner bomb move. She also put down Brendan with the same convoluted maneuver. As the fans wondered "Why, Nikki? Why?" B.M.T. tenderly carried his fallen opponent to the back. Like a very small King Kong carrying a chubby Fay Wray.