C.C. DeVille and Selena opened up the show and welcomed Moby Alexander back from his very serious mouth injury. J.J. whinged about being attacked and how awful Waterbury is. I guess even heels are right sometimes. Mikey Milano came out to stick up for the cesspool of a town and told tons o' fun that he owed his entire life to him. Tubby took exception to this, and Mikey decided to put an end to that career, bringing out MOOCH~! to clothesline him out of his shirt, and security to drag his carcass to the alleyway.