Joe Matterazzo hosts this match which is a two-out-of-three contest. In each round, each contestant sings a karaoke song picked by their opponent. 1st round, Johnny: "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred, and Piper: "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys. Johnny is not that great, while Piper sings well, even ad libbing new lyrics with Sammi Lane insults, and wins the first round. 2nd round, Piper: "Girl You Know It's True" by Milli Vanilli, and Johnny: "Fat" by Weird Al Yankovic. Piper lip synchs to the Milli Vanilli song, with the explanation that the original was lip synched. "Fat" is the parody song to the tune of Michael Jackson's "Bad", and to the delight of the crowd, Johnny suffers the humiliation of having to sing the lyrics, "I'm fat. I'm fat. I'm really, really fat." Since Piper didn't actually sing, Johnny is declared the winner of the second round. Final round: Johnny (in a duet with Sammi Lane): "Barbie Girl" by Aqua. Lane is a truly terrible singer, and Johnny isn't much better. Piper observes that the song's lyrics about being made of plastic apply well to Lane. Piper: "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice. Piper aces this one, singing without having to look at the lyrics on the video board. Piper wins the Karaoke Battle! Johnny makes the lame excuse that he lost only because he had a cold, so Piper tells Johnny to pick a suitable contest. In a huge flash of brilliance, Johnny decides that their next big competition will be a pie-eating contest. Given the large size of his stomach and pie-hole, it appears that Johnny will have an enormous, if not insurmountable, advantage when the pie-eating contest takes place next month.