I suppose I could be sitting on the table. More likely I'm just struggling not to fall over.

Slouching? I'd assumed you were sitting down at the time.

I should point out for the record that i'm slouching in this picture, and I'm actually taller than Phil and Bald Bloke. I just don't want my reputation of being tall, skinny, clumsy and useless to lose the tall bit. ;)

No prizes for picking out bald bloke

Good to see some of the people I have been talking with on H2G2!

And only some of them at that!

Or at least the British Contigent!