Advantages the Blue Meanie has over the 1906 mansion at Old Westbury Gardens, NY:

- rubber duck
- uses less fuel
- better sound system
- five-speed transmission

Advantages the 1906 mansion at Old Westbury Gardens has over the Blue Meanie:
- real ducks
- 160 acres of formal gardens, landscaped grounds, woodlands, ponds and lakes
- on the National Register of Historic Places
- it's a freakin' mansion