The objective for my May/June 2002 attempted Upper New England Tour was to see some of the old fishing boats that I hadn't seen in more than fifty years. Inadequate camera equipment would have made it less than successful anyway, but a succession of criminal attacks turned the effort into a total rout. Even rerouting myself through Canada is doubtful because of the narcophony cesspool of Montreal and some nasty hairpin "roads" through the mountains west of PEI