ala that movie boyzvoice where they decided one of them has to be the generic gay band member the label has decided to choose you william... your new stage name will be 'bod-e luv' and you will be the only official band member to show up to signings citing the other band members had tonsilitis... got that?
sorry false alarm... they dropped missy elliott and 50 cent... sorry at a first glance it sortof looked like porknokios on the 'dropped' folder mustve been a typo
And as you can see, the stair-o-matic not only stretches, pummels, bruises, cracks and straightens your spine, leaving you free from bad posture and the ability to walk without a brace, it can also be ascended and descended in exactly the same manner as any other staircase!